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Goddess Worship, Matriarchy, Gynarchy, And Female Supremacy Reborn

Dec. 25th, 2006

12:13 pm - Tis The Season To Be A Dumbass! Strange Xmas News!

NEW YORK - There's nobody nice on this Christmas list: snowman stabbers, Grinch snatchers, wreath-robbing weasels. 'Tis the season for strange crimes by even stranger people, with police blotters expanding faster than a 6-year-old's wish list of gifts.

David Allen Rodgers, 42, was arrested Dec. 3 for driving while intoxicated at the wheel of a float during the annual Christmas parade in Anderson, S.C. According to witnesses, Rodgers sped down Main Street in the Steppin' Out Dance Studio float with 19 people aboard, ran a red light and led police on a 3-mile chase. Police said that when Rodgers finally stopped, they found an open container of alcohol in his truck. "I made a very bad judgment on my part," Rodgers said at a court hearing.

In Chicago, 32 plastic baby Jesus dolls were stolen from nativity scenes set up in people's front yards. The kidnappers then lined up all the dolls along the fence outside a Chicago woman's home; she rounded them up and turned them over to her parish priest. Similar creche crimes occurred in 35 cities from Fayateville, N.C., to Mission Viejo, Calif., according to The Catholic League, which tracks nativity vandalism.

In Houghton, Michigan, somebody stole an inflatable Grinch from outside an apartment complex. That was just one instance in the area's rash of seasonal thievery: Two brown plastic reindeer, a baby Jesus statue and several wreaths were also stolen.

In Ohio's Hamilton County, a pair of 18-year-olds were arrested for using screwdrivers to stab an inflatable 12-foot-tall Frosty the Snowman. "Why me?" asked Frosty's owner, Matt Williquette. "And why Frosty?" The snowman had survived two previous stabbing attacks. Two other local teens were arrested in an unrelated incident where they allegedly smashed a car with a large decorative candy cane, causing $1,000 worth of damage.

An Oklahoma woman was arrested after she visited the Delaware County Jail with a Christmas card for her incarcerated boyfriend. Police said the card held marijuana, leading to Dawn Smith's arrest.

A real-life Grinch in Yonkers, N.Y., made off with $14,000 in staff bonuses and money from the office safe during a Christmas party, police said. Daniel Rios, 38, spent $7,500 in cash but returned about $6,500 in checks, authorities said.

And then there's the case of the Santa Claus kidnapping. A motorcycle-riding Santa Claus with a stuffed Rudolph in his sidecar was arrested after allegedly grabbing an 8-year-old girl from outside a South Carolina convenience store. John Michael Barton, 55, was in his Claus outfit filling his bike with gas when the girl's family stopped by the store. The girl's father then saw Barton speeding off with her. After a chase at speeds of up to 80 mph, Barton pulled over his motorcycle and turned over the girl, police said.
Barton was arrested later, hiding inside a bar.

Dec. 19th, 2006

08:09 am - They Found Jesus

32 Baby Jesus Dolls Found In Yard
By Associated Press

CHICAGO - Dozens of people looking for Jesus can find him at a church on Chicago's South Side. Thirty-two plastic baby Jesus dolls were stolen last week from nativity scenes in people's front yards. Then on Saturday morning a woman found all the missing Jesuses lined up along the fence on her lawn and she gave them to St. Symphorosa Church. The Rev. Marcel Pasciak said the woman was one of his parishioners at St. Symphorosa and "panicked" when she saw the dolls.

Fourteen of the dolls' rightful owners had claimed them by Tuesday morning.
Pasciak said he thinks teenagers took the baby Jesuses as a joke and not as a religious statement.
"Don't they look funny?" Pasciak said as residents came to claim their decorations. "We're putting Christ back into Christmas literally and metaphorically."

Not everyone took the thefts lightly. "You put things out and it's to express your beliefs, to celebrate your faith with your community," said Carol Angiollo, whose baby Jesus was among those taken. "To have someone violate that is really disheartening."People who called police to report a missing doll were directed to the church, said Chicago police spokesman Pat Camden. "Baby Jesus belongs in a nativity, not in evidence and recovered poverty, which is where they'll wind up if they're not claimed," he said.

Dec. 15th, 2006

01:56 pm - Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas

Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas


Don't know what to buy that special person in your life this holiday season? Now you do! LOL!

Dec. 14th, 2006

01:55 pm - Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas

Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas


Don't know what to buy that special person in your life this holiday season? Now you do! LOL!

Current Mood: amusedamused

Dec. 13th, 2006

01:55 pm - Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas

Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas


Don't know what to buy that special person in your life this holiday season? Now you do! LOL!

Current Mood: amusedamused

Dec. 12th, 2006

02:54 pm - Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas

Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas


Don't know what to buy that special person in your life this holiday season? Now you do! LOL!

Current Mood: amusedamused

Dec. 11th, 2006

02:53 pm - Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas

Piss Off Someone You Love This Christmas


Don't know what to buy that special person in your life this holiday season? Now you do! LOL!

Current Mood: amusedamused

Sep. 24th, 2006

06:24 pm - Church News And Pictures...

We had a recent Church meeting (LOL) and popped off some kickass new pictures for The Church Of Malice website. You can now see them in place in the "chapel" section of the website!

I will be adding more pictures to the website this week so stay tuned
for even more spiritual inspiration from The Church Of Malice coming soon!

Current Mood: excitedexcited

Sep. 23rd, 2006

07:06 pm - The Current Cruel Sunday School Assignment

JOIN THE CHURCH OF MALICE CONGREGATION
Those who wish to be listed as church members in the congregation section of The Church Of Malice website need to join The Church Of Malice group and submit a picture to the Congregation Picture Album a.s.a.p! Everyone who sends in a picture and joins the group is welcome to participate and be counted among the congregation of the church. Eventually each "church member" will also have a profile page of their very own on the church website but for now add your pictures to the new church group so I can get a laugh out of them and then eventually get them uploaded to the site. Slaves submitting pictures with a religious yet blasphemous theme get extra brownie points!

JOIN THE OFFICIAL CHURCH OF MALICE GROUP NOW!

Current Mood: deviousdevious

Sep. 21st, 2006

06:06 pm - Thieves Give Figurine the Unkindest Cut

Thieves Give Figurine the Unkindest Cut
By Associated Press
Thu Sep 21 2006

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Masked thieves armed with a chisel stole the penis of a wooden Maori figurine, or tiki, at the entrance of a public library in northern New Zealand, police said.

Security cameras captured pictures of three masked men using the chisel to remove the tiki's penis early on Sunday morning. The figurine is one of two indigenous Maori designs that stand on "pou" or posts astride the entrance to the library in Whangarei.

Carver Kerry Strongman said the theft had damaged the "mana" or pride of the city. Strongman said he would begin work immediately on a carving that would restore the tiki to its original state.

Police said they were at a loss to explain the theft, particularly as a nearby statue of Tangaroa, the Maori god of the sea, was better endowed.

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Malice's Thoughts: Personally I can see why they left the better endowed male intact. If I had a choice between cutting off the uselessly dangling dicklette of an inadequately endowed male or a real man's well endowed cock, I too would choose to dismember the weaker example of manhood as punishment for being inferior to it's larger and therefore more pleasing male counterpart. What pleasure could you members of the smaller species of manhood possibly hope to provide other then My cruel amusement? LMFAO!

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